How To Ensure That Your Spouse Fails At Standing Up For You

1. When you feel slighted, don’t address the problem yourself.

2. Demand that your spouse experience the exact same emotions that you do.

3. Demand that your spouse says the same words, in the same way, that you do.

4. Demand that your spouse’s personality, in response to threats, is the same as yours.

5. Demand that your spouse see their family of origin with the same clear perspective that you do.

6. Demand that your spouse can only be friends with people that you are friends with.

7. Demand that your spouse can only love people that you love.

10. Demand that your spouse can only visit people that you want to visit.